Mr. Jonathan Majors (born September 7th, 1989 as "Jonathan Michael Majors") died peacefully in a budget hospital on September 28th, 2021 (TBV) with his daughter nearby. His cause of death was possibly pneumonia. He was 32 years old when he died.
Jonathan is survived by his parents, Penny Majors and Duke Majors,, his only child, a daughter his siblings, brother Cameron Majors and sister Monica Majors as well as his pet emu, Buttons.
Professionally, Jonathan was a Film Actor who was best known for starring in the independent Movie "The Last Black Man in San Francisco".
When he was not working as a Film Actor, Jonathan was known for his love of drinking and he would spend a jiffy most weeks reviewing it. Mr. Majors (also known as Johnny) also spent ages visiting with his pastor most Tuesdays when he was able to spare a quantity of a jiffy. Ever since he was a boy in Lompoc, many remember Jonathan as a kook with profound anecdotes that annoyed everyone. In lieu of flowers, the family asks that you make a cash donation to the The Salvation Army in Jonathan's honor.
A ruckus funeral is scheduled for Friday the 24th at the chapel in Lompoc. The service will commence at 3PM with a reception to follow hosted by his father at the graveside where refreshments will be served. All are welcome to the public portion of the visitation to be held at chapel.
"I prefer to point out that they could also win a Nobel Prize for discovering fundamental physical forces hitherto unknown to science. Either way, why are they wasting their talents doing party turns on television?"
"Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach... it pisses me off! I'll go over to a little baby and say 'What are you doing here? You haven't worked a day in your life!'"
Is Jonathan Majors still alive? According to our unconfirmed records, he has not passed away.
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Last Updated: 2021-09-24 14:24:02